8/15 Cool Shit You Need To Know About
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Shannon Justison is a CG Artist and someone found an interesting little tidbit on her Linkedin profile. She listed “Resident Evil 6 Cinematics” as being a project that she has worked on starting back in 2009 and production is still underway. She just so happens to work for a film company named Third Floor who coincidentally produced cut scenes for Capcom’s Resident Evil 5. GamesCom is just a few days away so maybe we’ll hear something more then.
DC is going gay! Amidst this ridiculous relaunch of 52 titles from the DC Universe is coming Jewish lesbian ass kicker Kate Kane, AKA Batwoman. A new Batwoman series was supposed to start in April but they held off to include it with the new 52 coming in September(August 31st). Other queers you’ll see are Apollo and Midnighter, a gay couple from the Wildstorm Universe who will be redone and introduced to the DC universe. Lastly you’ll be seeing Voodoo who is also from the Wildstorm Universe being rewritten as a bisexual and introduced into the DC Universe. Lot’s of gay stuff going on over at DC, like a Green Lantern movie sequel with that homo Ryan Reynolds but the good news in all of this is that at least with Voodoo I still have a shot because she is only half gay!
DC Comics released the solicitation and cover art for Justice League #3, written by Geoff Johns and penciled by Jim Lee.
Written by GEOFF JOHNS
Art and cover by JIM LEE and SCOTT WILLIAMS
1:25 Variant cover by GREG CAPULLO
1:200 B&W Variant cover by JIM LEE
On sale NOVEMBER 16 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
Combo pack edition: $4.99 US
The superstar team of writer Geoff Johns and artist Jim Lee continue to make history as they unleash the amazing Amazon, Wonder Woman, who joins the battle against a bizarre threat! And the not-yet World’s Greatest Heroes need all the help they can get!
This issue is also being offered as a special combo pack edition that will be polybagged with a redemption code for a digital download of the comic.
Here’s a picture of the Star Wars coins I talked about last week. On the opposite side of the various Star Wars pictures will be the image of Queen Elizabeth II which should just devalue the currency entirely.
The English-language dub of the upcoming 3D animated feature “Ronal The Barbarian” from Denmark’s Einstein Films will include Twisted Sister vocalist Dee Snider. It will be released <strong></strong>in Scandinavia on September 29th and then make it’s international debuts starting in December. The movie is about a barbarian with low self-esteem who has to save his tribe from an evil lord.
Wack job Charlie Sheen who thinks he is Winning at life and full of Tiger Blood just got booed off stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert at Cave-in-Rock Illinois. The former Two and a Half men star came on stage to introduce rapper Tech N9ne and was booed, insulted and had to dodge bottles and cans being thrown at him. I think it’s safe to say that when a crowd of drugged out degenerate jobless retarded ICP fans boo you off stage that you probably aren’t winning Charlie.
Sexy, sultry socialite Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was a lawyer on the inFamous O.J. Simpson murder case and who died later on of esophageal cancer is getting married this week to Kris Humphires. I just thought I’d like take a moment to give the couple a special message before they embark on this blissful journey of togetherness as one.
KRIS, YOUR FIANCEE IS A WHORE! WE ALL SAW HER FUCK RAYJAY AND TAKE A LOAD IN THE FACE! HIS DICK WAS LIKE 12 INCHES OF BLACK MAMBA AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET LOST IN THAT FAT COOCHIE OF HERS! WHEN THIS HAPPENS, PLEASE FIND MY WATCH! Good luck kids and God bless.
I wrote about this game briefly last month, SNG-IGN(or whatever) wrote a blog about it and now we have a bitchin’ ass motherfuckin trailer for Lollipop Chainsaw. Dig it!
Milla Jovovich stars in a new thriller, Faces in the Crowd, set to hit theaters in October where she plays an elementary school teacher who witnesses a serial killers most recent attack. She survives the incident but receives an injury that leaves her unable to recognize faces, even those of her family and friends. I assure you that after viewing this trailer there really is no point in going to see this movie as they pretty much just reveal everything except how she received this form of amnesia.
GamerLive.TV announced a partnership today with Justin.TV who also owns TwitchTV, to launch Gamerlive.TV’s live gaming news video channel on Twitch.TV. Their first endeavor together will be the exclusive live broadcast of video coverage of GamesCom, one of the largest video game shows in the world, live from Cologne, Germany. The GamerLive.TV channel on TwitchTV will feature game events coverage, interviews, previews, reviews and more. GamerLive.TV and TwitchTV’s GamesCom live coverage will include live reports from the show floor, exclusive interviews with game developers, booth tours, parties, events and press conference coverage. It will also broadcast exclusive interviews with the world’s top game developers, including representatives from Activision, Electronic Arts, Sega, Konami, Ubisoft, Sega, and Capcom. Live GamesCom coverage will be available at <a href=”http://twitch.tv/gamerlivetv”>http://twitch.tv/gamerlivetv</a> and at <a href=”http://gamerlive.tv/gamescom-live”>http://gamerlive.tv/gamescom-live</a> starting tomorrow, August 16, 2011 at 10:00am EDT with live streaming coverage of the Electronic Arts’ press conference followed by the Sony press conference.
The BBC has released a really cool prequel video clip from the first episode of Doctor Who Series 6, Part Two which begins airing August 27th.
Here’s the new CGI trailer for DOTA 2. Actual gameplay footage is expected to be revealed in the next few days at Gamescom so stay tuned for that
And here we have another new trailer released just days before GamesCom, this one for Soul Caliber V. If you pay close attention you can see characters such as Maxi, Voldo, Hilde and Tira.
Galcon Labs, which won an award at the 2009 Independent Game Festival Mobile for “Innovation in Mobile Game Design” has been announced as a Playstation Mini. Conquer the Galaxy like never before! Galcon Labs is an awesome high-paced galactic arcade-strategy game. Send swarms of ships to defeat enemy planets and conquer the universe! Play an exclusively designed for PlayStation Minis version campaign mode and unlock the four innovative new game modes to you.
Ex-Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher had this to say about the riots in London. “I can’t understand where their energy for these riots is coming from. We live in this age of violence – and I don’t care what other people say: Brutal TV and brutal video games are a reason for this pointless violence as well”. No word yet on how many people Gallagher has personally sent down a path of destruction from smoking, drinking and snorting cocaine due to “you might as well do the white line” in his song “Cigarettes and Alcohol”.
Amy Childs, the beautician, who quit The Only Way Is Essex before her expected stint on Celebrity Big Brother, has shrunk from a size ten to a size eight and the 21-year-old, who now weights 8 stone, complained that this also means her boobs have gone down in size.
The red headed star said: “I want them done again, actually. It’s been five years now and I think the implant has shrunk a bit. Even if I just keep them at a D-cup and get them uplifted.”
Just one question for Amy: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Lastly, I present you with 3 songs from the Dead Island video game soundtrack. The game is due out in just 3 weeks. Enjoy!
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